Looking forward to getting the extra hour that's going to be added to my day on Monday

Yesterday I went to a mall to buy a notebook ... I bought 10 different items.. but no notebook

Today I went to the cafeteria to get a spoon..... I bought a cup of coffee.. but no spoon

I studied for a final last year for 5 days... reading 2 chapters/day... I ended up getting 69% on that test.... ( my average before doing the final was 94% + that was my lowest final grade between the 5 subjects that I was taking..... )

I studied for a test for 5 hours and got 96%.......

I forgot the "entrance code" for one of the rooms @ school eventhough I had been going there almost everyday eversince the school started in september


what is the connection between all these?.......

hmmmmmm....

It was Saturday not Monday (which was even better) :D

Theory of Limitacy

Coming Soon!

Discovered by:

ME

It ain't over till it's overrrrrrrrr

don't give up and don't give in just give it all instead

okkkk

i will te ry to do dat

just give me some spinach first!

I'll need the strength ;)

Can I buy an extra day for 100$?

...... ......... ................. ....... you know what i meannnn?

anyways......

chi mikhaastam begam? oh.. midoonestid ageh hatta dar har saateh rooz 5 deghe esteraahat konid hadde aghal 1 saat e vaghtetoono dar toole rooz talaf kardinn????

Did you know if you spend 5 minute/ hour/day doing nothing you'll waste more than 1 hour in that day?

He cheated on her... she cheated on him.....and now they're both happy :)

Sienna sobs over Salma

(BANG) - Jude Law's ex-fiancée Sienna Miller broke down in tears after hearing he had been on a date with beautiful actress Salma Hayek.

The heartthrob actor partied with stunning Hayek in top Paris nightspot Man Ray on Tuesday (11.10.05) and were seen looking "extremely friendly", according to witnesses.

But after Sienna heard the news she stormed into Jude's hotel to confront him.

A source is quoted in Britain's The Sun newspaper as saying: "Sienna threw herself at Jude. She walked into the restaurant where he was having lunch with a pretty brunette, who wasn't Salma, and she got down on her knees and wept.

"She was sobbing uncontrollably and telling him, 'Don't go, don't go'. At one stage she had her head in his lap."

An insider added to Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "It was astonishing. Sienna was screaming as she flew into the room but Jude appeared completely calm and nonchalant. Her face was puce and she was clearly very upset."

The troubled pair then left the eatery and disappeared upstairs together.

Earlier this week, it was revealed Law ditched Sienna after she reportedly cheated on him with actor Daniel Craig.

The split came months after Law begged the 23-year-old for another chance after admitting sleeping with his children's nanny.

The Canadian Press BANG Media International

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