Aakhe ki too weblogesh joke minevise?

MAN

albate khaanoomaa lotfan beh del nagirand.....;)

Yeh rooz yeh nafar az khodaa miporseh "Khodaayaa...cheraa zanaaro enghad khoshgel aafaridi" khoda mige "khob chon shomaa mardaa azashoon khoshetoon biaad"
Bad miporse " Khob cheraa oonaaro enghad ahmagh aafaridi?"
migeh " khob chon oona ham az mardaa khosheshoon biaad! "

Movaafegham.....

"alaa ya ayohalsaghi ader kasaan va naadelha
ke eshg asaan nemood avval vali oftaad moshkelha
khahi ke jahaan dar kafe eghbaale to bashad
khaahane kasi baash ke khaahaane to bashad"

One of the many stupidest and "loosest" things that I'm ever gonna say in my life and YOU r ever gonna hear in ur life

Hamshahrieh Geraami:

Lotfan baraayeh paak kardaneh deleh khod az aabeh garm/ mashin rakhshooyi estefaadeh nakonid cheraa ke in amal baaeseh koochik shodaneh deleh shomaa khaahad shod! And don't forget to use Mr.Clean!

Na khande daareh
Na ma'ni daareh
Na bahaleh

Just makes u wonder how far people can go with their ....... stupidity......

Does Money Bring Happiness?

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OF COURSE!

Ki joratesho dareh begeh na? I personally think that it does.....so....u'd better think the same way...or else.............

So true isn't it?

"Vaghti ke gerye kardim goftan BACHHEYI ! vaghti khandidim goftan DIVOONEYI ! vaghti jeddi boodim goftan MAGHROORI ! vaghti shookhi kardim goftan SANGIN BASH ! vaghti harf zadim goftan PORHARFI ! vaghti saaket shodim goftan ASHEGHI ....."

amaan az daste in mardom!

Got a Problem? Here's THE doctor!

ehem ehem

I just wanted to say ONE THING

I know that there are a lot of people out there who keep ignoring their problems and move on with their lives......

But you know what?

You should stop right there!

First of all little problems keep adding up and you might wake up one day realizing that the one little tiny problem which was alwayz there...looking aaaaaaalll innocent has all of a sudden turned into a HUGE problem....how did it grow up so fast? (eeeeeh... wait a minute! to az kojaa peidaat shodd?!!)Well...ask yourself! You kept it there didnt you?

Imagine that you have a beautiful flower in your garden.....after a while you see a PICHAK growing up around it and........well...guess what's gonna happen next if you don't cut it? That's right! It'll eventually survive by killing the poor little flower!

So ... i guess what i'm tryin to say here is that you should alwayz solve your problems....because i believe that most of them ARE solvable......because if you dont.......remember the story of that flower? that's what's gonna happen to you!

So please! Take some action TODAY!

:)

WARNING!

"In Daghal Doostaan Ke Mibinid

Magasaanand Garde Shirini"

man kheyli az in "zarbolmasal" khosham miad....yadame az bachegi behesh alaagheyeh ziadi daashtam.....

hehe
I hope YOU don't have any of these friends.....
Vali khob......they're kind of unavoidable.....

kholaaseh try to:

"Use but don't be USED!"

:P

PEACE

A Perfect Person.......

A little nice but not too nice....
A little sad but not too sad...
A little happy but not too happy....
A little generous but not too generous....
A little selfish but not too selfish......
A little honest but not too honest.....
A little quiet but not too quiet.....
A little polite but not too polite......
A little energetic but not too energetic.......
A little calm but not too calm....
A little stupid but not too stupid.....
A little intelligent but not too intelligent.....
A little funny but not too funny.....

and...
that's all i can think of for now.....

Zin Hamrahaaneh Sost Anaaser Delam Gereft.....Az Divo Dad Maloolamo Ensanam Arezoust...

Vaghti negaah mikardam az GOL be KHAAR residam
Baa khod goftam: parvardegaaraa che falsafeyist dar in hamsaayegi va che hekmatist dar in bigaanegi?!!!!

I'm tired of this FAKE people!
Fake smiles... Fake personalities......Fake EVERYTHING!
I feel like I'm an alien trapped in a strange planet!
Who are all these so called "PEOPLE"!
I used to be able to recognize them but now ...they're all wearing masks!
Khhh... how disgusting!

Plz... at least try to change! Aren't you tired of being so FAKE?
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